John-Paul Teti—he goes by J-P— is a computer science student at the University of Maryland, College Park. He’s interested in Ruby and machine learning and Swift and iOS and just about everything else in computer science—especially if it’s a buzzword. He uses a Mac, not a PC. He’s also a giant choir nerd. Here are some of his projects:

Projects

The Trumple of Doom

A Safari and Chrome extension that changes every instance of the phrase “Trump campaign” to the phrase “Temple of Doom”. SAD!

Extra Cheese

A Safari and Chrome extension that changes every instance of the phrase “Supreme Leader” to the phrase “Supreme Pizza”.

The J. Allan Teti Foundation for Memes

This is J-P’s idiotic Tumblr account. Don't visit. It's dumb.

Contact information

You can email J-P: jp@jpteti.com. You can also follow him on Twitter @jpteti. If you add J-P on Facebook and he rejects your friend request, don’t be mad. It just means he hasn’t met you in person. But also, seriously, you’re mad because someone didn’t pretend to be your friend on a silly website? Maybe think about what led to you ending up here.